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Stumble like a Parisian
A UCLA grad observes:
4. French people love American music but do not know how to dance to it. Even the black French people need some help in the dancing department.
Not to give the French a break, but most people of whatever demographic background can't follow a beat with their feet. Hence, the large quantities of alcohol and drugs consumed at wee-hours clubs: they might still be unable to dance—even less able—but nobody is sober enough to notice.