The incident described in Esmerelda's post happened on the A382 near Changford, Devon. It was therefore a lorry - let's have no truck with these Americanisms.
The case came to court, but the judge said: "De minimis non curat lex," or, "The law pays no attention to trifles."
· Who had very small organs of sex.
· When charged with exposure,
· He said with composure:
· De minimis non curat lex
And there are others that exploit both the same lex-sex rhyme and the implied rhythm imposed on the Latin tag.