Yes, I know, I've used it too, and yes, that's the pot calling the kettle Black in America. But hypocrisy is the homage vice pays to virtue, as I'm not the first to say, and there is a cliché-free, bad-joke-free platonic Mary somewhere over the rainbow. Weigh a pie - and make it humble.
Humble schmumble. You Googlethwarted, and NERthwarted, all of them.