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Friday, 31 March 2006
Hit song of the decade
The song hit of the decade, far as I'm concerned:

I'm So Ronery
I'm so ronery
So ronery
So ronery and sadry arone  

There's no one
Just me onry
Sitting on my rittle throne
I work very hard and make up great prans
But nobody ristens, no one understands
Seems that no one takes me serirousry

And so I'm ronery
A little ronery
Poor rittre me

There's nobody
I can rerate to
Feer rike a bird in a cage
It's kinda sihry
But not rearry
Because it's fihring my body with rage

I work rearry hard to stay nice and fit
But none of the women seem to give a [expletive]
When I rure the world maybe they'rr notice me
But untir then I'rr just be ronery
Rittre ronery, poor rittre me
I'm so ronery
I'm so ronery

It's the song Kim Jong Il sings as he wanders through the halls of his palace after dispatching Hans Blix to the shark tank.

Posted on 03/31/2006 6:59 PM by John Derbyshire
12 Aug 2012
Send an emailAmanda
religions are based on a shared lie – an acpetced myth. Since all religions are illogical, so is their treatment of homosexuals in their ill interpreted dogmatic scriptures. If you think what you are saying is logical, please produce another religious dogma favors homosexuality, can you do this?A bit easier thing to do: try to convince people that those scriptures may favor homosexuality. Although I am a Muslim, but let me use Christianity in my argument. The western rich and powerful states are dominated by Christianity. Can you or any group with antichristian mentality make minimum threat to this illogical domination? Homosexuality exists in all Muslim countries, this is a fact. But this can't justify it. It is here even before Islam. However, there has never been any organized movement to purify the society from homosexuality in the Muslim world. Fascism and Catholic accusation are made by the western logical and enlightened mentality tried to purify the society from homosexuality. Christianity itself belongs to the same place where Islam came from and they are not to be held responsible for this illogical mentality of the west. The west is accepting both extreme ideas of destroying and supporting a non mainstream behavior like homosexuality.

7 Dec 2006
Never say "pretty shaft" to an Englishman. But if you do, it is quite unnecessary to go any further.

1 Apr 2006
Robert Bove
Make that, "to the tune of 'I Feel Pretty.'" See that pretty nuke in the silo there? Whose can that attractive nuke be? Such a pretty nose, such a pretty shaft, such a pretty (someone help me here!)