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Friday, 24 August 2007
Radio Derb
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Posted on 08/24/2007 3:58 PM by John Derbyshire
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25 Aug 2007
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Derb--

I very much enjoyed this week's program. I do, however, feel it to be my humanitarian duty to enlighten you--as one so recently up from benighted alienhood--concerning a crucial and fundamental error you seem to be making in your attempt to acclimate to Judeo-Christian American culture.  To wit: one's morning bagel should be spread (or shmeered) with *Philadelphia brand cream cheese*, and not, under any circumstances with *toothpaste*, regardless of its country of origin.

I firmly believe that if you take this warmly proferred bit of advice to heart, your enjoyment of your next Judeo-American breakfast will be very much enhanced.

Sincerely, etc.