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A well-oiled negative-metaphor machine

New York's senior senator, Chuck Schumer, may be the most potent gusher of figurative language in our times.  James Taranto has been covering Chuck for some time at Opinion Journal.  Here's my senator's latest masterpiece:

New York's Sen. Chuck Schumer, quoted by the Washington Post's Dana Milbank, opines on the forthcoming election:

"This administration is shrugging its shoulders. . . . It's like 'The Wizard of Oz' -- it showed the man behind the screen. . . . You know which way the winds are blowing. . . . There have been very few bumps in the road. . . . The wind continues to stay at our backs. . . . The idea that there should be no check and balance, no congressional oversight, just isn't flying. They want to try to bring back the 2004 playbook. . . . They're trying to find a new rabbit to pull out of the hat, but so far they've gone back to the old chestnuts." . . .

"They're going to bring up the same old chestnuts in one form or other, and it's not going to work," Schumer continued. "Digging the hole deeper makes a difference. . . . The real way they can get well is a change in course. That's what America wants, a new direction. . . . We have an uphill road in the sense that the map is a tough map, but we're feeling very good. . . . The meat-and-potato issues are the Democratic base. . . . There's a big wind at Democrats' backs. . . . The national winds tend to blow better in Senate races, but we have a tougher map."

What, no dagger? Seems to us, though that Schumer is counting his chickens before they're hatched, and that could backfire, leaving him licking his wounds.

After all, as Ron Sirak has observed, "The problem with history is that it gets old in a hurry, falling from our forward vision into the peripheral, then tumbling to the rearview mirror with astonishing swiftness until it fades into a tiny speck fighting for space on the limited chip of memory."