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We had "afternoon funny" yesterday, so here, to wish you good morning, is a little joke originally from The Spectator:
An Irishman, a Scotsman, a Welshman and an Englishman are captured by the Waffen SS, who, informing them they will be shot, allow them one last request. Irishman: ‘I should like to see 50 Irish dancers doing Riverdance.’ He is told this will be arranged. Scotsman: ‘I should like to hear 100 pipers playing “The Flowers of the Forest”.’ Welshman: ‘I should like to hear 1,000 miners singing “Cwm Rhondda”.’ Then it is the Englishman’s turn: ‘I hate to be a nuisance, but d’you think, I mean, would it be possible…for me to be shot first, please?”