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It is completely unacceptable to snigger at people's pispoorrnunciation of the name Waugh. The spelling of this name is misleading.

Spelling should be reformed right now, so that it is phonetic and logical, and no such misunderstandings arise. This will bring about an equality of literacy, which is for the Common Good.

Moreover, spelling irregularities encourage puns. John Derbyshire (henceforth to be called Jon Darbisher) calls his piece "Rumors of Waugh". This may confuse, and is therefore incompatible with the ideals of inclusivity and diversity which we all hold dear.

Puns and other silliness distract from the important things in life, which are...